My 3 year old niece learned to write on an iPad, she knows my girlfriend’s 3 year old niece in Colombia and they never met, she will buy her media from iTunes, and iVote for her president on an iWatch. RT iTunesisation is here.
The ice cream companies don’t have trucks creeping around play grounds anymore; they advertise on a game that teaches children colors. Where did you think she got that #trending topic phrase stuck in her head, “Daddy, I want a RedBull” or “Mommy, can I have #fourthmeal @TacoBell?” There’s no way around it, the information super highway is too slow for her generation. Everything is in sync on 1 Infinate Loop. She fast forwards through commercials and doesn’t go on facebook anymore because that’s for grandma.
@Twitter is the new… It’s tomorrow. My niece doesn’t look in yellow pages or google. She hears about it on twitter. If you aren’t on there, she doesn’t know who in the world are you. Today’s 18-25 who spend more than any other demographic judges who to listen to based on who has the most fans. If your business doesn’t have an iBuzz person on your marketing team, you are unknown.
Via tweet and @YouTube video, I am announcing my campaign to show how to speak to tweens. I love the green lover island life style, but telling kids, “get off my lawn” only makes them TP you later. Speak their language and show love. Dios es Amor. They can learn to slow down after the bridge and to recycle. We just have to speak their texting language. If you don’t know how, hire someone who does. I’m not a businessman, marketing firm, or your employee. Who am I? I’m everyone with a mobile phone. I might be the caddy, the hotdog stand, the tourist planning vacation, or the 14-year-old girl on wi-fi at the restaurant. I am your KEYs demographic. How were you planning on reaching me? Tell me no or I can’t and #watchme do it #LIVE. Lead by example; stop throwing money away in the phone book.
@KeysiVote #4prez @KeysiCampaign. Nominate canidates for @KeysRedParty @KeysBlueParty @KeysGreenParty @KeysPinkParty @KeysGoldParty. There will be a fun primary in each party hosted by different restaurants who volunteer to benefit a local charity.